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Metal Gear: Nintendo Switch Edition

Snake: We need to build a new metal gear but the only thing we have are my boxes from older missions.

Nintendo switch: Hold my beer.

metal gear snake nintendo nintendo switch I know very little about metal gear like I know there is a dude called snake who likes to hide in boxes following this logic he should be called Cat but whatever I know that there are giant screaming robots which are bad Why would you need your robot to be able to scream intimidation? It's a fucking giant robot what more intimidation do you need? also building giant robot is so expensive and doesn't pay off If I had the money I'll never invest in giant robots They are slow you can cleary see them and shot them don't care if they have 10 tons of weapons and invincible shileds. I can cleary see you and I'll shot you with everything it will be better to invest in small robots Like those robot dogs in robocop or in that black mirror episode you mass produce those fuckers and wipe out the enemy. U can't mass produce a giant robot! Even better will be nanobots can't see them and they can kill ya without you noticing it wait isn't the dude from the meme 'nanomachines son' from metal gear? Why don't use those tiny robots to kill and not only to be stronger!

Stan Lee in the Marvel movies

I want that, at the end of the Marvel cinematic universe, a movie, where every cameo of Stan Lee is explained and linked together and at the end… Stan Lee stands up… In front of every superhero and he says “I am God!”, then the scene freezes, slowly it shifts to a comic style version of that scene. The camera zooms out, it’s Stan Lee that is finishing drawing that scene. He takes the paper, gives a look at it, and then he throws it away in a bin. 

Stan: “Aaaah! That’s awful! Who will ever read something like that! I’m not THAT egocentric like someone who wanted to be everything!

Roll credits.

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